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amazon review Iron Samurai Japanese Inspired Blue LED Watch (Watch) Took 2 months to get to the U.S. I put it on, then took a piss and when I washed my hands it got a little wet and quit working... I've had orgasms that lasted longer than this watch. Report abuse Permalink Help other customers find the most helpful reviews No Was this review helpful to you? Yes Comment 1 of 3 people found the following review
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